Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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