Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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