This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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