i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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