I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just want to make out with him forever
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