Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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