idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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