i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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