Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(256): View more from Alabama

she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(817): View more from Texas

he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.

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(727): View more from Florida

Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"

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(636): View more from Missouri

The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate

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(706): View more from Georgia

he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We call him Texas for a reason.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?

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