Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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(248): View more from Michigan

we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(208): View more from Idaho

One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.

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(650): View more from California

It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo

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