Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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