Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
