My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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There r osticjed everywhere
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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