Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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