normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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