yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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