i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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