When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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