Just fell off a train. Bad.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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