RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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