go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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