I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You can't just leave with hair like that
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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