The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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