Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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