OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like iHOP with fire
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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