Christians are straight up FREAKS
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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