this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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