It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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