so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
so let's talk penis.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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