have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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