I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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