We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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