all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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