We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This baby is an asshole
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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