do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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