dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I want her autograph on my taint
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
