using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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