Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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