remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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