If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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