im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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