Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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