mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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