I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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