So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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