Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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