Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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