Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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