they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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