and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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