I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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