I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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