But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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