You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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