I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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