I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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